The Business Procrastinator's Guide to 2025: Stalling with Style!

Syncing Our Synergy

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It's On My Radar

• When you actually mean 'out of sight'.
• You're not NORAD, Bob.
• Avoids commitment, gains antennae.

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Touch Base

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Moving Forward

• The phrase that moves backward.
• Secretly includes hidden reverse gear.
• Employed in time of great stalling.

Bandwidth

• You don't work on WIFI, Mark.
• Leaves keyboards jammed under too much weight.
• A polite way to say 'I have no time for you.'

Deliverables

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Going Forward

• A backward step in disguise.
• A phrase popular with amoebas.
• Hard to move forward with legs tied in bureaucracy.